Saturday 26 April 2014

Complain on the Train!

So yeah, I'm writing this sitting on a train.

I've seen people do this before, sitting on trains, on their laptops typing away working on some kind of work project.

I on the other hand, I am doing this so no-one sits beside me.

I know that sounds terribly unsociable, which is extremely unlike me, but you guys probably haven't had the public transport experiences that I have!

I'm not just talking about your typical smelly Joe or Jane Bloggs, even if that is one of the major contributing factors haha. I'm talking about people who have either too much stuff, or too many kids!!

Because the trains that I get are designed with tables and 4 seats around them, if I end up on my own, families of five, sometimes more, decide to to sit beside me! So then you have one parent next to me with all their shopping getting stuffed under the table and some on top. Across from me will be two kids sharing a seat and the other parent with a screaming young child on their knee.



So you end up squished into the window, with the parents shouting at the kids, or even each other!! And to top it off, the two squirming kids who have been jammed into one seat together are now kicking me under the table.

I know, #firstworldproblems and all that....but yunno what? I decided to just say what the Kieran and take up all the table space for myself.

Oh and I uploaded a new show to my Mixcloud!! Go have a listen!

What do you guys dislike about public transport? What do you hate most planes, trains or buses? Or do you think I should just keep quiet and deal with it?

Choo-choo-toodle-oo!!



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