Sunday 20 June 2021

omg im in 2021

So Chloe and me have been sitting watching LOOOOADS of Scrubs, hence the Dr Cox like extended vowels.

Well J.D. just hit his 30th birthday and had a list of things he wanted to have accomplished by the time he hit that age. So here's ours.


  1. Have a kid! You know you're going to be awesome at having Kids
  2. You just decided to put the wedding back a year, this ones just in case you keep putting it back, just get that 2nd ring on her. Remember PRE-NUPS ARE FOR PUSSIES.
  3. I want you to be working in the media industry somewhere. I just finished stressing `over that fucking 2nd year graded unit, and I'm pretty sure that's where some of your greys came from, so make it worth it.
  4. Lose some weight! If you're going to have kids, you wanna see them get old....plus I'm pretty sure Chloe would kill you if you died younger than 50...well bring me back to life then kill us again.
  5. Learn an instrument properly, you deserve it.
  6. Oh yeah finish writing a movie.
  7. And now, aim to have a chat show for 40! Craig Ferguson would like it.
  8. Shit I almost forgot, go see a live SModco show, they are HILARIOUS!!
Now, I believe that's enough. Hopefully you'll have done a few of them, and if you and Chloe have had "differences" I hope mentioning her in this doesn't bug you.

And if anyone else is reading this, have you got anything you want accomplished by the next big miles stone in your life? Let me know in the Comments or tweet me!